President Biden Should Hire George Santos as his Press Secretary
If we are going to be lied to, we should at least be entertained.
January 15, 2023
America’s ruling class and their cheerleaders in the media are “shocked” that newly-minted Republican congressman George Santo brazenly lied to win an election. Prosecutors are investigating whether this lying was a crime. There have been multiple calls for his resignation and for investigations as to whether he violated campaign finance laws.
But what these people are really upset about is not that Santos is a pathological liar. They are outraged that he is not on their side. Such talent should not be wasted on Republicans.
And Santos is a great liar.
In a campaign video, he stated: “I’ve seen how socialism destroys people’s lives because my grandparents survived the Holocaust.” In actuality his grandparents immigrated from Brazil and, thankfully, where nowhere near the Holocaust.
He informed American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), that he is a “proud American Jew.” In actuality he is Catholic, although he may not have grasped the concept of the Ninth Commandment during religion class.
He stated he attended the prestigious private schools Horace Mann, Baruch College and New York University. He didn’t.
He tweeted that his mother, a financial executive, died in 9/11 in 2001. In actuality, his mother was a domestic servant, cook and nurse and was no where near the World Trade Center. She passed away of cancer years later.
He claimed to work for Goldman Sachs and Citicorp but there is no record of his being employed there.
He even claimed to be openly gay although he had been married to a woman for years.
Only ruling-class-approved politicians such as President Biden are allowed to be serial liars. A partial list of Biden’s whoppers are as follows:
He was arrested on his way to visit Nelson Mandela when he visited South Africa. He wasn’t.
He was arrested as a young man while protesting for civil rights. He wasn’t.
There was no vaccine for COVID when he took office. There was.
He graduated at the top half of his class in law school. He was 76th out of 85.
He plagiarized Neil Kinnock’s (a British Labor Party leader) speech when running for President in 1987
He stated his wife and son were killed by a drunk tractor trailer driver. But according to the police, Biden’s wife ran a STOP sign, causing the accident and the driver was perfectly sober.
I could go on and on but you get the point. Off course liberal new outlets such as the New York Times don’t call this lying, they call it “spinning yarns” by the “Story teller in chief.”
But Biden’s serial lying has created a problem. Several months ago, Attorney General Merrick Garland sent twenty-nine heavily armed FBI agents to invade former President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion in search of illegal classified documents. And after an extensive search that included sifting through Melania Trump’s underwear, they allegedly found some. Garland then sicced a Special Prosecutor to investigate Trump.
President Biden claimed he had no prior knowledge that this raid was going to occur (another lie) and when interviewed about Trump’s behavior, stated "How that could possibly happen, how one could be that irresponsible?"
But then classified documents from when Biden was vice president were found at Biden’s Chinese-funded think tank at the University of Pennsylvania. Our liberal media circled the wagons to protect Biden stating that unlike Trump, Biden was cooperating. Never mind that a president is legally allowed to declassify documents but a vice-president is not. Never mind that these classified documents were found before the mid-term elections but the public was never informed. Never mind that these documents have about as much chance of being released to the public as the list of ruling-class rapists who participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s’ Caribbean sex parties.
But it got worse. Classified documents were found in Biden’s house and even stashed in the garage besides his Corvette! Biden’s response was “My Corvette's in a locked garage, okay? So, it's not like they're sitting out on the street..."
This was even too much for our corrupt ruling class. Garland was forced to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate Biden. Even our liberal media proved to still have a sliver of self-respect. Don Lemon, a CNN liberal usually masquerading as a journalist, found the courage to ask Senator Chuck Schumer to explain the difference between Trump’s and Biden’s behavior. Schumer did not have a good answer.
The solution is obvious. Santos should resign his Congressional seat and become Biden’s press secretary. Just think of the great answers he could come up with. The classified documents were placed in the garage by Melania Trump, Brett Kavanaugh or even extra-terrestrials. Hunter Biden was perusing the documents in order to create a military strategy to counter China’s menacing of Taiwan. The classified documents were actually plans to convert Biden’s Corvette into a hybrid so that he can help save the planet.
The hypocrisy of our ruling class and toady media would be entertaining, if it wasn’t so sad.
And let's not forget great lies by other politicians: Blumenthal - served in Vietnam; Hillary Clinton - under fire when landing at a Balkans airport; Bill Clinton - "I did not have sexual relations with that woman; and Biden completely re-imagining his childhood as the son of a coal miner. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Padding your resume pales in comparison to some of these.